So for the past like two weeks I've been going to this chronic food truck at lunch time for these super dank egg rolls. I'm pretty sure the lady who runs it is crushing hard on me because she always smiles and tells me to have a good day. Earlier today I figured I'd try my luck and ask for a discount. She laughed and said "Oooh har har har I no geeve dish count har har har!" which totally pissed me off! I tried counting to 10 to cool off but it just wasn't happening. I climbed inside the truck, grabbed two kitchen knives, and Baraka'd her ugly face. Probably the most gruesome thing I've done but WHATEVS.
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