So I'm a pretty tough dude but the streets of RVA are even tougher! This morning I woke up early to grab a fresh bag of bagels and nearly died en route. I was walking solo (not the best idea) towards the bakery when I spotted this crazy dude who had this huge battle staff! As if that wasn't gnarly enough, he also had this jacked up hell hound with him, too. He wasn't moving too fast but he was heading right towards me. I wasn't about to lose my life on a nice Sunday morning, so I ran, jumped, and sent him to the sidewalk with an expert flying kick. My cinnamon raisin bagel tasted so good coming off that adrenaline rush!
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