Librarian.

So the other day this gnarly tornado came through RVA and tore shit up!  Losing electricity meant losing my sanity (i.e. Mortal Kombat) so I drove to the library (thank God for Wifi!) to get my fix online.  Anyone who's ever played with me knows I get in the zone when I start punishing...I'm all like, "BLAM! FUCK YEAH! SPECIAL MOVE!" and it can get pretty loud.  Well, I was on fire, stomping the yard on everyone I fought when some dusty old lady walked up to me like, "Shhhh!" which totally broke my concentration.  I grabbed a book off the shelf, imagined it was Kung Lao's razor-edged sombrero, and chucked it at her dome piece.  DOOOSH!  She stumbled back and screamed for help.  The next thing I threw?  The entire  Encyclopaedia Britannica.    She was looking pretty thrashed after that, and since I wore out my arm throwing all those books, I called it a sesh and went home.