So earlier today I had to trek through this insane humidity to Walgreen's for corn chips and ginger ale. WEAK. It was really nasty outside but I can't play video games without my snacks! Anyways, as I was walking back home I saw this nice old lady pruning flowers in her front yard. She smiled and waved which for some reason triggered an image of Motaro beckoning me to fight him. I hopped over her fence like, "What's up, bitch!?" and rocked her with a textbook uppercut. She collapsed on the ground and there was crucial blood everywhere. Flawless victory!
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