So everyone knows that if I get interrupted when I'm in the zone (crushing MK) I totally lose my shit. Well, yesterday I was straight owning on intermediate level when all of a sudden someone tried to break into my apartment! I was freaking hard because a hand was reaching through the mail slot and dropping what was probably a bunch of envelopes filled with anthrax or something crucial like that. I was like, "I'm going to fuck this dude up!" so I ran and grabbed a filet knife from the kitchen and bolted outside. This d-bag in all blue was like, "Oh, hi!" and I was like, "MILEENA SLASH!" right across his face. He was totally thrashed and I was like, "What's up now, douche!?"
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