So after staying up all night with the homies and massacring them in Mortal Kombat I had to recharge at the House! This morning I went in there totally wiped out and just started slamming back coffee like a mad dog. After like 5 cups the server told me it would be a few minutes before a new pot was ready...gaaaay...so I just spaced out and thought about how wicked my finishing moves were last night. Well out of nowhere the coffee lady came at me full speed ahead and I knew for sure she was going to throw that shit in my face. I wasn't about to get Reptile'd in the grill so I grabbed a fork and straight pronged her in the arm like a polio vaccine! She freaked and the coffee spilled everywhere, but since none of it got on my Chucks it was straight.
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